When you have to pee but someone’s in the bathroom
When you feel crumbs under your blankets
When there’s nothing in the fridge
When everyone’s singing Happy Birthday to you
When you have to fart but there’s too many people
When there’s dirty dishes
The feeling after you eat Mcdonalds
When you step in water while wearing socks
When you’re home alone and you hear a noise
NOTHING GREATER THAN TEXTING THE BOI
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
bringing this back because important
Shame kind of looks like Spider-Man. I think this is a sign that Spider-Man was full of shame.
If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up
im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness